Digital Transformation Pioneer
PowerPoint Division
From $15 · PDF included
Launch dayPrint-on-demand · PDFs · Bundles
Merch that tells the truth.
Certificates for LinkedIn glory, drinkware for roadmap survivors, tees Legal wishes you wouldn’t wear — every piece repeats aidonkeychase.com and the donkey mark so the joke travels with you.
Wall candy
Certificates
Six satirical titles. Framed mockups, printable PDF, footers ready for the feed. From $15 each.
Certified AI Strategy Visionary
No implementation required
From $15 · PDF included
AI-First by Q2
Achievement: unlocked
From $15 · PDF included
Pilot Program Immortality
Year 4 is still “early days”
From $15 · PDF included
Roadmap session twice
Same deck, new confidence
From $15 · PDF included
Steering committee MVP
RACI not included
From $15 · PDF included
Hydration & honesty
Drinkware
Dishwasher safe. Dignity sold separately.
“I Survived the AI Roadmap” Mug
Cream ceramic · 11oz
From $18
Powered by AI (and Excel)
Black ceramic
From $20
Wear the subtext
Apparel
Unisex fits. Gradients that match the hero. Legal may ask you to “tone down the vibes.”
Corporate AI tagline tee
Pink–purple headline gradient
From $26
Steering committee survivor
For the calendar-proof
From $26
Laptop lore
Stickers & posters
Weatherproof vinyl and framed wall candy — same URL lockup everywhere.
Sticker pack
The AI Transformation Collection
$9
Framed tagline poster
Full gradient headline
From $34
Acrylic keychain
Donkey mark · pocket truth
$12
Bumper triptych
Three beats of honesty
$14
Starter kits
Bundles
Save vs. à la carte — full dysfunctional transformation starter kit.
The full transformation bundle
Mug + shirt + sticker sheet + one certificate roast of your choice
From $58 · Save ~$12
Checkout opens launch day. Join the waitlist once — you’ll get The Dispatch, drop alerts, and first access to limited runs.